Come one, come all, whether wee or quite tall,
To the Elks Lodge feast, it’ll be a grand ball!
Dress like a leprechaun, tiny or wide,
With orange hair flying and knickers with pride!

Your Panciera shoes, your shamrocks so bright,
We’ll dance and we’ll cheer through the magical night!
Corned beef or pastrami, so tasty, so grand,
With sauerkraut chips and potato in hand!

The gold at the rainbow? You’ll find it, no doubt,
If you’re lucky in LRC—give a wee shout!
So bring dollar bills and a heart full of cheer,
For just twenty bucks, dessert will appear!

March down to the Lodge, don’t let the fun pass,
Or you’ll miss the best St. Paddy’s Day bash! 🍻🍀